Character Creation
I've replaced some of our Qualities with Aspects. Let's see if they notice! Yes, they fucking noticed. -- Jeremy
You can't talk to people in real life like you talk to them on 4chan. It's just not nice. -- Craig, about Saline
And I only have a Matrix Initiative because... I only have... -- Katie
Because you don't have meat. You're meatless. [pause] She's a vegan! -- Andrew
One of my Aspects is, "I'll do physical entry." -- Dawn
...what? -- Andi
It sounds dirty, I know. -- Dawn
What do you know about that? -- Andrew
I was there at the time... -- Katie
I was like, 'Hey, I could put some points into Charisma and Logic and...' No. No, no. Not if you want to play this game. -- Andi, on Falcon
Well, I don't need guns or anything. -- Katie
Pfft. You're doing it wrong. -- Andi
Dude, I can get chainmail? -- Andrew
It looks like you're trying to shoot a guard! Would you like assistance with this? -- Andrew
Go away, Clippy. -- Katie
But Clippy is a little ammo clip. And he has little eyebrows that are bullets. -- Andi
I see you're setting up a smartgun link. Would you like some help? -- Jeremy
Dude, I can get a mono-filament chainsaw!? -- Andrew
Session One
I have high resources because I've got a sugar daddy, but it still sucks to be me because I'm used to luxury. -- Amanda, on Lou
Wait, why are you working again? -- Andi
Hey, you still unemployed? Check out this job, lolz. -- Andi
They don't do background checks! They hired me. -- Andrew
As soon as they say that? I'm in! -- Dawn
It's a little weird because they're not asking you to kill anyone. They're asking you to provide supplemental security. And you don't think that's a euphemism. -- Jeremy
Would you like a peice of pinapple? -- Falcon
No, no, man. I'm driving later. -- Eolas
She was the one who got me the job. -- Falcon, on Saline
And you got me the job. -- Blackbird
So it's like a triangle! How nice. -- Saline
I like triangles. I have a file on Pythagoras. -- Jeremy, mocking Saline
He was a philosopher before he was a mathematician. -- Saline, rolling with it
This is an open bar, correct? -- Lou
Yes. You're surrounded by a small flock of nerds. They're trying to inform you about scotch. They're mansplaining scotch to you. -- Jeremy
I'm resisting the urge to go up to the little pixie man and pet him on the head and tell him how cute he is. -- Lou
I take care of people. -- Blackbird
Oh, so do I, actually! Blades, guns, poison... -- Chuck
Food, money... -- Blackbird
...you kill people with food and money? -- Chuck
I don't kill people! -- Blackbird
...oh. [awkward silence] Different "taking care of"... -- Chuck
Wow, you're so... [pause] ...so tiny. -- Falcon, on Eolas
I don't think I'm supposed to do the same thing here that I did the last time I saw you, right? -- Chuck
I don't think you're supposed to mention the last time you saw me, if it's all the same to you. -- Lou
One of the female accountants comes up and asks if you'll autograph her boob. -- Jeremy
Yeah, sure! -- Falcon
I'm a bit of an academic, myself. -- Eolas
Wait, what do you academe? -- Falcon
Parazoology, mostly. -- Eolas
...wow. -- Falcon
That's a big word. -- Chuck
Most of these guys have really dubious names like Bartleby Scrivener, Felicia Orange... -- Jeremy
McLovin... -- Andi
There's one beer left, it's sort of rolled off to the edge of the fridge. -- Dawn
Oh. -- Katie
Katie failed her beer-spotting roll. -- Jeremy
Session Three
"Saline's been incommunicado for a while." - Jeremy.
"She's getting laid." - Amanda
"I'm mounting my gun." - Falcon
"The next time we have a chance, I'd like to learn to play with that." - Lou, regarding Falcon's "gun"
Fuck that! - Falcon
No! - Lou
I don't ship it! - GM
"I'd play that game. Just sayin'." - Andi
"Is that like 'I'd hit that'?" - Andrew
"Just sayin'." - Andi
Session Four
"Can I please stroke your gun?" - Amanda
"It's a small calibre, but I guess it's very accurate." - Craig
"It gets the job done." - Jeremy.
"Notice it's not currently in his pants…" - Craig
(While Amanda is playing with her dice) "She likes fondling them." - Jeremy
"They're pretty!" - Amanda
"You couldn't fit properly in my body." - Lou
"That sounds like a challenge!" - GM as evil NPC
"I nourish him on sin and evil. Well, he calls it evil. I call it… yummy." - GM as evil NPC
"You know, these wombs are very precious things to these females." - Eolas
Session Five
"Columbus. No more wretched hive of scum and villainy." - Dawn
"My mom's from there." - Andrew/Chuck
"…"
"Really? Your real mom?" - Jeremy
"Andrew's mom, not Chuck's mom." - Andrew/Chuck
"Do you want to check my equipment? I probably have some Saeder-Krupp stuff…" - Chuck
"I'll check your equipment." - Amanda/Lou
"...I don't think so, I'm not an elf." - Chuck
"...That was an out of character comment." - Amanda
"Oh." - Andrew
"Are there groceries?" - Blackbird (regarding SK corporate housing)
"You're going to take them home, we know." - Chuck
"I'm going to chat some people up." - Falcon
"I'm not… I never have." - Chuck
"You… shadowrunner!" - Jeremy as NPC child
"No…" - Blackbird
"You're weird." - Jeremy as NPC child to Blackbird
"We all know that." - Amanda/Lou
"Yep." - Falcon
"Nope." - Chuck
"You have no social skills!" - Blackbird.
"Yep." - Chuck
"His wife hangs on your every word." - GM to Falcon
"That's a different kind of move she wants to see." - Andrew
"Huh." - Falcon
"*whispers* I think they might be swingers." - Lou
"I think they might be swinging now." - Falcon
"You know you look ridiculous in that?" - Lou to Blackbird
"Drink more coffee." - Blackbird
"We're looking for a way to cure these possessed individuals." - Jeremy as NPC
"I've got a way to cure them." - Chuck
"It's a homeopathic remedy!" - Falcon
"It's like we have a whole VAT of Eolases here!" - Falcon/Andi
"I have magic fingers which can pick anything up, including me." - Lou
"Quote that!" - Dawn
Falcon kills two guys after running away in terror for several turns.
"Hey, welcome back." - Chuck
"It's good to be back." - Falcon
On being infected:
"If I got something, I got something." - Falcon
"It wouldn't be the first time…" - Chuck
Session Seven
"It's like someone made roca and then shit Christmas all over it." - Andi on the candy cane roca.
"Last time, on the Motley Institute..." - Jeremy
"Dude, I killed my spirit mom..." - Falcon
"It's a clusterfuck of rape vans." - Jeremy
15 August 2072
"Can I touch her doughnuts?... Wow." - Chuck
"Can… I… tap… into that?" - Saline
"Oh, just say it. 'Can I tap that?'" - Falcon
"We usually don't kill anything when we assense it." - Blackbird
"Sure you do, it's like the Care Bear Stare." - Falcon
"I take care of my fern [before leaving.] " - Chuck
"One day, you can graduate from the fern, and then you can have the next set of orphans!" - Blackbird
"What am I supposed to do with them?" - Chuck
"You can take care of them." - Blackbird
"...You want me to shoot orphan children?" - Chuck
"No! There are two kinds of 'taking care of.'" - Blackbird
"Oh, this is the other kind." - Chuck
"We game online!" - Falcon
"Oh, so you've had the cyber already." - Lou
"She's just a box!" - Falcon
"Oh, so you can do whatever you want!" - Blackbird
"There's no shipping that!" - Blackbird
"Every time you manifest, you look shocked." - Falcon to Saline
"We need to get Chuck laid." - Lou
"You have a fairy costume." - GM to Saline
"Yay! I'm a fairy!" - Saline
"I thought he was the fairy." - Chuck re Falcon
"Mom? You're being carried away by… an obvious villain." - Falcon
(On appearance of a man who looks like Falcon's love's father)
"You know, you should check to see if it's like father, like son." - Chuck
"… Ew. No." - Falcon
"The only reason I'd kick Johnny Depp out of bed is to fuck him on the floor… That's what my friend said." - Dawn
"I don't have parts that are turned on by you." - Saline
"There's no way your soul could pass ANY test!" - Falcon to Lou
"Wait, was that Falcon to Lou or Andi to Amanda?" - Andrew
"Do I see anyone as I walk towards the other side of the room?" - Chuck
"You see your family." - GM
"That explains where Chuck came from!" - Andi
"I murdered spirit-guide Mom." - Falcon
"Have you seen the crap bowl?... The 1880s is totally the worst time." - Falcon
"Why does she always do that?" - Lou
"Why does she always leave her mechanical body in 1880 and go off and do other things? I don't know." - Falcon
"I'd like to not be mauled by a ballroom of light and darkness." - Falcon
"I have more different types of blood on me than the CDC." - Falcon
"Well, Lou says we have to get married." - Blackbird
"What?" - GM as Blackbird's boy
20 September 2072
"And that's when we all became addicted to meth…" - Falcon
"This is not as interesting as I thought it would be." - Saline on climbing the rock wall.
"I'd laugh at that, but I'm unconscious and almost dead." - Lou
"They have nuns…" - Andrew
"Battle nuns!"
"Magic nuns!"
"Nun-Chucks!" - Katie
"Your fiancee may be dead."
"He never said yes." - Blackbird
"Well, he's prone." - Jeremy
"That gives me bonuses!" - Andi
4 October 2072
"There's just a Kool-Aid Man "Oh Yeah!" hole." - Jeremy
12 December 2072
"I picked my new spells, Detect Plot and Kill Big NPCs." - Craig
"He just loves you." - Andrew
"Either that or he's just going for my boobs." - Katie
"We're going to Ireland for St. Patrick's Day! It's corned beef and nukes!" - Falcon
"I didn't know it was my kind of party." - Chuck
"I'm real!" - Saline
"I don't think I've ever heard you say that before…" - Chuck
"Well, for certain definitions of real…" - Saline
"I'll just tell your husband that you turned into one of them, and then I'll comfort him in every way I can, and then I will be the queen of Ireland!" - Falcon
"You're like a pint-sized bottle of essense." - Andi to Eolas
"Did you just refer to a tungsten rod orbital weapon as a stick bomb?" - Falcon
"...I think I did." - Lou
"It's a grey twilight within." - GM
"Then Harmony is sparkling?" - Amanda
"I hate you." - Kelsey
"It's my only Twilight joke!" - Amanda
"I could say to Harmony, 'Hold my gun, please.'" - Lou
"And it doesn't mean anything dirty." - Harmony
"Not this time..." - Lou
"Ireland is known as the mecha capital. Fuck Japan." - Falcon
As they survey the bodies of Elvish nobles pushing out of the walls:
"Oh look, your advancement is on the wall! Or… my advancement." - Falcon
"I guess that's what you get for unholy marriages. This could have been you!" - Falcon to Lou, referring to being possessed by extradimensional terrors
"I missed it. I missed it! I missed it!" - Amanda while hitting herself in the head regarding not identifying Cameron as Harlequin
"I'm so tired of anti-nougat. I'm going in." - Falcon
"Maybe you could just sever the line…" - Eolas
"WHAT?" - Falcon, already jumping in
"Exterminate! Exterminate! You Horrors are an inferior lifeform!" - GM
"You finally hurt the bitch, and I heart you." - Lou
"Wait a second, it was hard?" - Chuck
"For the rest of us!" - Lou
"That's what she said." - Saline
"You're killing an unconscious old man in a wheelchair? Right after leveraging your Catholicism?" - Chuck
"Nothing like a naked clown vomiting up black blood sitting by his naked girlfriend." - Falcon
"You want to have sex in front of pictures of naked, clown-faced, black-blood vomiting Cameron?" - Chuck to Falcon
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